Paste your app's URL. Within 3 days you get a charter: who your app is actually for, a rewritten landing page, ready-to-post launch copy that won't get you banned, and a 14-day plan to your first 100 users.
Written and reviewed by a human, not auto-generated from a template. You approve and publish every post yourself.
We've read hundreds of "built it, posted it, nothing happened" threads. The same three things go wrong, and none of them need more code.
"A smarter way to track your habits" describes ten thousand apps. Until a stranger can say "oh, that's for people like me" in five seconds, no post, ad or directory will save you.
AI-generated pages describe features. Buyers want to know what problem goes away. The headline, the first sentence and the button usually all need rewriting.
Most subreddits remove self-promotion on sight. Product Hunt punishes gaming. One wrong post and your only channels are gone. There's a way to do this that works, and it isn't "post everywhere."
The articles are in order for a reason: the positioning decides the copy, the copy decides the posts, and the posts decide the plan. You get all four as one document, in plain language.
We name your best-fit customer, the thing they use instead of you today, and the one reason they'd switch. In words you could say out loud to a stranger.
Headline, subline, button, sections. Each rewrite comes with the reason, so you learn what changed and can do it yourself next time.
Founder-story posts for the communities that allow them, a Product Hunt listing, and directory descriptions. Written to each platform's rules, not one text pasted five times.
A calendar that tells you which community, what to say, and what will get you removed. You press publish. Nothing is posted on your behalf, ever.
SAMPLE_APP_NAME is a real app built with SAMPLE_APP_BUILDER, picked from a public launch gallery. Here's an excerpt from the charter we wrote for it. Every finding refers to something specific on that page; if we can't point to it, it doesn't go in.
SAMPLE_APP_ORIGINAL_HEADLINE_NOTE
You get roughly six pages of this, plus the posts and the plan.
SAMPLE_FINDING_1_BODY
SAMPLE_FINDING_2_BODY
SAMPLE_HEADLINE_REASON
Most tools in this space want €19 to €49 a month, forever, to find you Reddit threads. You don't need a subscription to get your first users. You need one good document and two weeks of doing what it says.
Pay once. If the charter reads like it could have been written for any app, reply to the delivery email and you get your €39 back, no questions.
Built a second app? Buy a second charter. That's the whole model.
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Someone who built a web app with Lovable, Bolt, Replit, Base44, v0, or by prompting Claude or ChatGPT, has it live at a URL, has few or no users, and has never marketed anything. If you already have paying customers and a growth process, you don't need this.
No, and be suspicious of anyone who offers to. Posting from your account automatically is the fastest way to get banned from the few communities that matter. We write everything and tell you exactly when and where; you press publish.
AI is used to draft; a person reads your actual app, checks every finding against your actual page, and rewrites what's generic. That's why it takes three days instead of three seconds, and why it comes with a refund if it reads like a template.
Your app's URL and three sentences: what it does, who you think it's for, and what you've tried so far. That's it. You'll get a short form after payment.
No. Nobody can guarantee that and anyone who does is lying. It guarantees you'll know who to reach, have the words to reach them, and a plan that won't get you removed. Whether you do the 14 days is up to you.
Then Article I will say so, politely and specifically, and tell you what would have to change before marketing is worth your time. That's still worth €39. It might be the most useful thing you'll read about it.
Three days from now you could have the document you've been trying to write yourself since you shipped.
Get my charter — €39